One of the weirdest, and perhaps most entertaining aspects of following the life and times of celebrities and their procreations, are the ridiculous names they give their children. From Gwen Stefani’s Zuma Nesta Rock, to Shannyn Sossamon’s Audio Science (not a college class she undertook unfortunately, it’s her actual child’s name), celebrity names seem less a creative output, and more a hilarious gift for us regular folk.
Sometimes, a celebrity releases an offspring into this world and names it something so terrible, even the worst of us can’t laugh. Enter ‘Sno Filmon Dot Com’, the name of Chief Keef’s two month old son, and record label. No, this isn’t a joke. Seriously.
A representative for Keef’s label has stated that, “Chief Keef and his newest baby mama have agreed to name the newborn Sno FilmOn Dot Com Cozart in order to promote the release of Sosa’s double album Bang 3 with FilmOn Music and MondoTunes on September 18.”.
Chief Keef, whose legal name is Keith Cozart, is allegedly still questioning the paternity of his child. While he figures that out, we have the second part of his album ‘Bang 3′ to look forward to, coming this September.
Ugh. Just ugh.