Vice’s 20th Anniversary Brooklyn bash might be the craziest night ever

Things that will ruin your Friday: The fact that you are not in Brooklyn tomorrow night for the 20th anniversary of Vice.

The house band for this flagrantly ridiculous party includes members of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, the Raconteurs, Damon Albarn’s drummer and Miike Snow frontman Andrew Wyatt. These are just some of the people expected to perform:

Karen O

Stephen Malkmus (of Pavement fame)

Andrew WK (would it even be a party without him?)

Action Bronson

Lil Wayne


Ghostface Killah

As if that’s not enough, a special guest performance from Jonah Hill and Spike Jonze is happening and there is a rumour of unknown veracity going around that he’ll be covering Drake songs, so watch for the Internet to fucking implode if that happens, by God.

No word yet on whether there will be cameras documenting the night (there better be) but I know they had them for the party they just threw in Toronto, which only had a ferris wheel and Skrillex (yawn).

I don’t know about you, but I will be crying into my beer in Fortitude Valley tomorrow night knowing that I have missed all of this. Life is heart-stabbingly unfair.