Jack White, aka the only man in the world who can pull off a fedora, has penned a theme song for Maya and Marty, a new variety show starring your faves Maya Rudolph and Martin Short. It would be an understatement to say we’re going to watch the hell out of this, but White isn’t the only contemporary artist to write a theme song for a TV show. We take a look at the five best TV themes written by musicians below.
5. Timbaland, Dog On Fire, The Daily Show
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Okay, so Timbaland didn’t actually write Dog On Fire (that was Bob Mould), but he did rework it for new host Trevor Noah’s debut. It’s a fresh take on a theme that has been given new life plenty of times, but never felt quite this modern before. Timbaland arranged the track with the help of King Logan (Beyoncé, Mario), and it’s performed by none other than They Might Be Giants, who you might recognise from…
4. They Might Be Giants, Boss Of Me, Malcolm In The Middle
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This theme is so iconic that it won a damn Grammy. The whingey sing-song tone of frontman John Flansburgh inspired any kid who watched this show to torment their parents with the same. Sorry mum and dad, but y’know… life is unfair.
3. Jack White, Maya and Marty Theme, Maya and Marty
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Obviously we had to include this. It’s the first time White has written for a TV show, and it seems like the man might have a gift (surprise surprise). The cut has that trademark Jack White syncopated groove we all know and love, and honestly the theme itself is just downright damn delightful. It was laid down with the help of fellow Third Man Records musicians Lillie Mae Rische, Dean Fertita, Fats Kaplin and Dominic Davis, with White himself on the drums. The show also includes Keenan Thompson and premieres in the US tonight on NBC. If you can find *some* way to watch it over here then more bloody power to you. Not that we encourage piracy…
2. Primus, South Park Theme, South Park
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Primus are sort of masters of writing irreverant, quirky theme songs for cartoons aimed at adults: they’ve done it for Robot Chicken as well as South Park. It’s an extremely specific niche to fill, but god dammit, someone had to do it – and we’re glad they did.
1. Will Smith with DJ Jazzy Jeff & Quincy Jones, Yo Home To Bel Air, The Fresh Prince of Bel Air
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Press play and you’re guaranteed to suddenly start rapping along, because if you say you don’t know every single word to this then you are a LIAR. This is the big kahuna, the pinnacle of all musician-written TV themes, and the anthem for a generation. Which is a little odd, considering we doubt many people have actually experienced the turn of events the song describes, but whatever. It’s a fire theme so everyone loves it, co-written by three absolute masters: Will Smith himself, his long-time collaborator DJ Jazzy Jeff, and the one and only Quincy Jones.
Image: Lester Cohen/WireImage/Getty, Mary Ellen Matthews/NBC via Rolling Stone
James Edwards is here to save us again.
Fresh off the back of confirming that he is back in the studio, Will Smith has stated on CBS Sunday Morning that he is willing to run for the position of US president if it stops Republican candidate Senator Donald Trump.
Speaking in an interview for his upcoming movie Concussion, Smith stated, “There’s a contribution to the world inside of me that I can’t reach…there is so much more that I have to offer that I can’t access in myself. If people keep saying all the crazy stuff that they have been saying on the news lately about walls and Muslims…they are going to force me into the political arena. I gotta be the president. What else would I run for?”
Smith went on to remark that he felt no need to put any limits on what he could achieve. “I realised that there was no way that I was put here just to be a movie star… the best things that have ever happened, ever, were unrealistic before they happened. So for me, I think being the biggest movie star in the world as a goal actually was too small!”
Already an established musician and actor, taking on the role of ‘Politician’ might well be next on the cards!
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Smith also recently confirmed to radio presenter Zane Lowe that he has more than 30 new songs that he’s working on. He also dropped his first guest verse in nearly a decade, featuring on Bomba Estereo’s remix of the Latin Grammy nominated song Fiesta.
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Will Smith announced that he has recently been back in the studio, and I can’t help but think – why? What has the world come to?
Sure, Will Smith has had some good songs in the past. Operative word being ‘past’ – nobody really wants ‘new’ Will Smith music, do they? My news feed is already plagued by news of his son Jaden’s shoplifting girlfriend and daughter Willow’s underage music, so I didn’t need this to happen right now.
I think the years have taken their toll on Willy. I mean, making a new album late in life is not unheard of, but another album combined with Men in Black 4, Bad Boys 3 and possibly a modern reboot of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air has midlife crisis written all over it. It’s got to make you wonder why he feels the need to relive all his past accomplishments. Most people just go out and buy a sports car when they have their midlife crises, but I guess maybe he already had plenty of those.
Now let’s be clear – I am not saying that I don’t love MiB and Bad Boys 1 and 2, or that the Fresh Prince’s Girls Ain’t Nothin’ But Trouble wasn’t my jam and that sometimes I left school early to catch The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air on TV. I am just saying I like these memories as memories, and I can relive them on DVD anytime I want.
Will’s recent rap verse on a remix of Bomba Estéreo’s song, Fiesta, was our first taste at what the new Will will bring on his album and his “pretty certain” world tour with DJ Jazzy Jeff, and at the risk of incriminating myself, I will just leave the track here for you to hear for yourself. I’ll just say it’s definitely no Men in Black.
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He doesn’t mention if the album will feature his kids or not, though honestly I think he should probably make some music with them. The could be like the von Trapp family, or the Jackson 5. You know, they could make a Christmas album, something for everyone to enjoy.
Please, Will Smith, keep my favourite things about you my favourite things about you. Don’t go all American The Office on me – shows are meant to end, rappers are meant to retire and trilogies should never be forced. Please, Will Smith, just buy another sports car.
If you think you might disagree with my assessment, have a look at what the man himself has to say about his new venture in the clip below.
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Gone are the days of hip hop stars having but one job title. Wikipedia any rapper today and you can almost guarantee they’ll have some combination of rapper, songwriter, producer, entrepreneur and, a lot of the times, actor. As can be expected with most things in hip hop, there are both excellent and godawful examples of this. We’re breaking them down into best and worst. We recently carved out the Mount Rap-More of Shitty Acting and we’re finishing today at the other end of the spectrum, the finest rappers turned actors:
NB: Rap biopics like 8 Mile don’t make the cut!
Snoop Dogg:
Say what you will about Snoop Dogg (we most certainly have), but he sits on this list as, not a transcendent, but a very competent actor. Pretty much all off the back of how perfectly he is used in movies.
Would Captain Mack in Soul Plane have been nearly as good had anyone else been in the role?
Was there a better casting choice for Blue, the wheelchair-bound drug dealer in the sensational Training Day? Snoop played that role as though it was his real life day job.
Was anyone else just born to play Huggy Bear in the Starsky and Hutch reboot the way Snoop was?
What makes Snoop in movies great is that they never try to over-extend him at all, he plays the same roles he’s been playing on his rap records for three decades, although Mac And Devin Go To High School almost got him kicked off this list…
Will Smith
His rapping career may have been uh… not all that great, but the Fresh Prince is without doubt the most commercially successful rapper turned actor, paving the way for pretty much everybody else since. Bankrupt after unsuccessfully trying to pull an MC Hammer and evade the shit out of taxes from his partnership with DJ Jazzy Jeff, NBC picked up Smith to build the Fresh Prince of Bel Air sitcom around him.
From there it was blockbuster role after blockbuster role for Smith; a narcotics detective who blows lots of shit up in Bad Boys, a government-employed alien hunter in Men In Black, Earth’s unoffical door-greeter who knows only the universal language of punches in Independence Day.

He did star in some pretty shit films too, including the tacky steampunk Western Wild Wild West and the low-key racist The Legend Of Bagger Vance, but he came roaring back in the mid-00s in films like Hancock, The Pursuit Of Happyness (for all the tears that movie has me in, that ‘y’ still makes me so very angry) and Seven Pounds.
His only mission now is to find a successful vehicle for his son and the living avatar of nepotism, Jaden, having failed with the Karate Kid reboot and the M. Night Shyamalan helmed After Earth (twist ending: it was shit). Catch him as Deadshot in the upcoming Suicide Squad film.
Mark Wahlberg
I don’t care if you don’t really count Mark Wahlberg as a rapper, you clearly don’t appreciate the absolute joy that was Good Vibrations and you’re probably a sack of shit anyway. Watch him rip the Arsenio Hall Show a new one and then FOH.
After a troubled childhood and adolescence that saw him jailed after a pretty abhorrent racially-motivated assault on a middle aged Vietnamese man, Marky Mark cleaned up his act, got himself a Funky Bunch and then proceeded to an acting career launching off of his good looks and physique.
He had a turn as Mickey, Leo DiCaprio’s equally-troubled friend and teammate in the harrowing The Basketball Diaries before busting out starring as pornstar Dirk Diggler in the cult classic Boogie Nights. From there he enjoyed roles in a number of huge budget blockbusters, including Three Kings and the Planet Of The Apes franchise.
He’s at his best playing blue-collar Bostonians though. He was utterly fan-fucking-tastic as the foul-mouthed Sgt. Dignam in the Scorcese masterpiece The Departed (see above) and similarly killed it in The Fighter, being nominated for a Best Actor Golden Globe in the process. Lone Survivor was also magnificently nailbiting.

We’re choosing to overlook his forgettable turn in M. Night Shyamalan’s ‘Wahlberg vs Trees’
He’s also shown that he isn’t limited to only serious roles, with pretty superb comedic roles in Ted and perhaps one of my favourite comedic pairings of all time with Will Ferrell in The Other Guys.

Marky Mark definitely made the right career move, and we are all better for it.
Puff Daddy
I don’t know what he’s referred to now, whether it’s Diddy or P. Diddy or whatever, I just know that I’ll always know him as Puff Daddy, because that name sounds infinitely more badass than anything he’s had since.
I can only show you those clips from Get Him To The Greek because it’s honestly been the only good movie he’s been in, but, so amazing is his time on screen, that it is enough to land him on this list for me, I laughed my dick off in every scene he stole. His role as an agent in the sports logic-defying Draft Day should be stricken from the record though, but damn, give Sergio a spinoff movie, immediately.
Tupac Shakur
Ah, what might have been. Perhaps one of hip hop’s most charismatic figures. Insanely talented as a lyricist, a storyteller and yes, an actor. He starred as Roland Bishop in the beautifully violent Juice and absolutely wrecked it as Birdie, the primary antagonist in the ball-is-life drama of Above The Rim.
Had Pac’s life not been cut short so tragically, I have no doubt in mind he would have gone on to have an absolutely mesmerising career as an actor. The talent was all there, fate simply had other plans.
Ice Cube
I’ve saved Cube for last because he might be my favourite rapper-turned actor, ever. He had 12-year-old me almost bust a rib alongside Chris Tucker in the original Friday. He was great as Fudge alongside Omar Epps in the coming-of-age drama Higher Learning. He was perfect as Staff Sergeant Elgin in the aforementioned Three Kings. He was a rare highlight in a film full of shit as the cameraman in Anaconda.
Even starring in absolute stankers like Are We There Yet, xXx2: The State Of The Union and the reprehensible Dangerous Grounds don’t diminish what he’s done. The hardest I laughed in the two 21 Jump Street movies was when Cube was onscreen. This exchange had me on the floor of the cinema.
As did his thoughts on Korean Jesus.
He’s just so believably angry, all of the time. Similar to Snoop, he seems to only find himself in roles that suit him perfectly, hence his success. Far and away his finest performance though was his first, in the absolutely amazing Boyz-n-the-Hood.
If you’ve never seen this movie you need to shut your mouth right now and go and watch it. I’ll wait. It’s absolutely fantastic, capturing hood life in Los Angeles when the city was perhaps at its most volatile. Cube’s character of Doughboy is iconic, multi-layered and so complex. And Cube hands down nails it with an absolutely gripping performance because he’s already lived it. Just stunning.
Yesterday, Henry Rollins got us thinking about musicians who have also dabbled in acting. While we could just write an entire post about the muso guest stars who, alongside Rollins, appeared in Sons of Anarchy (Courtney Love, Dave Navarro and Marilyn Manson to name a few,) we thought we’d mix it up a little and present to you some of the other Slashies who have made the successful (or not to successful) transition onto screen.
Aaliyah
Before her death in 2001, Aaliyah had started filming scenes as Zee in The Matrix Reloaded (the role then went to Nona Gaye and was re-shot.) Prior to being approached by The Matrix franchise, the late R&B songstress starred in vampire flick Queen of the Damned, as well as Romeo Must Die. While the film was poorly received, Aaliyah’s acting chops were highly praised.
David Bowie
While he might be credited as himself in a number of movies including Zoolander and Disney abomination Bandslam, Bowie holds a special place in the hearts of many as Jareth The Goblin King in Jim Henson’s The Labyrinth. He’s cheeky, creepy, and dons a gravity-defying hairstyle.

Debbie Harry
Best known as the front-woman of Blondie, new-wave punk icon Debbie Harry has at least a dozen film and television titles to her name. As well as appearing in the pilot episode of Sabrina, The Teenage Witch, she played Velma Von Tussel in John Waters’ 1988 version of Hairspray.
Iggy Pop
Iggy Pop has a pretty extensive filmography, including Blood Oranges, which is set to be realised this year, and the film adaptation of German horror short story, Der Sandmann, or The Sandman. One of his earlier (and stranger) roles saw him star in the John Waters-directed Cry Baby, alongside Johnny Depp.
Jennifer Hudson
Jennifer Hudson won the Academy Award for best supporting actress in her role in Dreamgirls: the same film that earned Beyoncé some serious film cred and also featured Jamie Foxx. Two years later the former American Idol contestant played Carrie Bradshaw’s sassy as fuck assistant in the Sex And The City movie with the single best line of the entire film; “ain’t nothin’ in there for you.”

Meatloaf
In The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Meatloaf’s character Eddie pretty much rides in, sings Hot Patootie (Bless My Soul) and is murdered. In Fight Club, he still takes a bashing but gets the luxury of a little extra screen time as former body builder, steroids abuser and testicular-cancer survivor Bob.
Mos Def
He’s credited as playing “himself” in Talladega Nights and has appeared in a handful of documentaries, but Mos Def has also acted in a number a number of films. His roles span a versatile range of genres including Ford Perfect in The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Monster’s Ball alongside Sean “P-Diddy/Puff-Daddy/Diddy” Combs, while Be Kind Rewind had him sharing the screen with Jack Black.
Rihanna
A movie about a board game. A pretty shitty board game at that. Unless you’re playing against someone who doesn’t realise their entire fleet of ships is displayed in the window reflection behind them, playing Battleship is the board-game equivalent of watching paint dry. Unfortunately, Rihanna’s mundane performance in Battleship does not rescue this snore fest.
Taylor Swift
Not the movies one might hope to find at taylorswift.porn, but T-Swizz did play a terrifying loved-up teenager in Valentine’s Day alongside her then-beau Taylor Lautner. She also appeared in an episode of New Girl and voiced Audrey in The Lorax.

Will Smith
Let’s just call it how it is: Will Smith might just be the most successful contemporary musician-turned-actor…Turned musician/actor. We still fondly remember the days when a Will Smith film would be accompanied by a cheesy Smith performed theme song (hello Wild Wild West and Men In Black)
