Stormzy has taken his mainstream appeal to the next level, delivering a hilarious rap battle with the minute master of comedy; Kevin Hart.
With none other than rap legend Ice Cube caught between the verbal barbs, both MCs spit some absolute fire over JME‘s Serious, as part of the promotional tour for Hart and Cube’s new film Ride Along 2.
Assuming his rap alias ‘Chocolate Drop’, Hart delivers some scathing bars:
“Get your tickets… alibi… Ride Along 2 in theatres… ahhhh”
“Cube I’m done,” he says afterwards. “Imma put the mic down because that was a lot of fun.”
You can almost pinpoint the exact moment moment where Ice Cube realises that he is now as far removed from N.W.A as humanly possible, particularly as Hart pleads with him to hire him in a starring role for Straight Outta Compton 2.
Just when you thought that lyrical wizardry couldn’t possibly reach a higher level, Stormzy grabs the mic and displays the talent that has swiftly established him as one of the most prominent grime artists of the moment (while also restoring the damage that Chocolate Drop had done to the genre in a matter of minutes.)
When he’s not hobnobbing with Hollywood’s finest, Stormzy is building on a stellar 2015, and putting the wheels in motion to capitalise on his success in 2016. The grime superstar has developed a relationship with Harlem pretty boy A$AP Rocky, a move which could prove vital in launching his career into the stratosphere of mainstream hip-hop.
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In 1990, Ice Cube released his debut studio album provocatively titled AmeriKKKa’s Most Wanted. A year later, the relatively unknown 2Pac would also release his debut album, 2Pacalypse Now.
At the time of its release, AmeriKKKa’s Most Wanted was running off the breakout success of lyrical writer and rapper Ice Cube, a key member of N.W.A., whose 1988 album Straight Outta Compton arguably brought gangster rap into the disapproving gaze of mainstream music. After his almost immediate departure from the group due to some financial disagreements, Ice Cube began working on his debut album, with the hip-hop world patiently waiting to hear what this artistic prodigy had to offer as a solo artist.
Alternatively, after attaining a level of exposure as a member of Digital Underground, 2Pac first showed off his rapping skills on Same Song before going on to feature on the album, Sons of the P – a second album for Digital Underground. His solo debut album was released to a general public largely unaware of his existence.
Today, both artists are considered to be pivotal to any discussion regarding hip-hop, and have both become household names. Both artists, interestingly, found fame at an early age. By the time of his first solo studio album release, Ice Cube was only 21 years old, achieving fame two years earlier with his previously mentioned involvement with N.W.A. Comparatively, 2Pac was 20 when his solo album dropped, still relatively unknown. Arguably, both albums were pivotal in shaping these two artists and their youth was a relevant factor. These albums introduced the world to two distinct individuals and set the benchmark for the type of music that could be expected from each.
To listen through each album, it’s evident that both artists share a deep-seated hatred and mistrust of white America’s dealings and attitudes towards the African-American community, specifically regarding their treatment of young black men. These attitudes, although only briefly touched upon in AmeriKKKa’s Most Wanted, are clearly one of the defining forces behind the raw and angry vocals of Ice Cube throughout, and are also somewhat obviously laid out in the album’s title. The first and second tracks of his debut album immediately set the scene for what will follow: both songs deal with issues of race and prejudice but do so in a way that allows Ice Cube to come across as an intimidating individual, he’s telling you that’s what’s up and daring you to challenge him on it.
Ice Cube presents himself as a ‘gangster’ – why this? Probably because of their affiliation with the Mafia – it’s an appropriated term implying strength, power, and a willingness and propensity to violence and murder. Not least, gangsters are involved in illegal activity. The mere action of calling oneself a gangster – in a social situation where Black men are commonly thought of as being criminal – is a way of taking that stereotype and turning it into a signifier of strength: fear me, because I can and will fuck you up. What’s more, you deserve it for all of the shit you have put me and my people through.
In the album’s titular track, Ice Cube points out the double standards of the police’s attitude towards young black men:
I think back when I was robbin’ my own kind,
The police didn’t pay it no mind,
But when I start robbin’ the white folks,
Now I’m in the pen wit’ the soap-on-a-rope.
On the track Turn Off the Radio, Ice Cube doubles down on his message of double standards when he rhymes about his tracks not receiving radio play. He addresses what he deems the problematic trend of African-Americans attempting to whitewash themselves so as to appear more gentrified to white consumers, labelling them an “Oreo cookie”. Next he expresses his disdain towards radio stations:
Personally I’m sick of the ass-kissing,
What I’m kicking to you won’t get rotation,
Nowhere in the nation,
Program directors and DJs ignored me,
’Cause I simply said, ‘Fuck Top Forty!’
It’s perhaps not surprising that Ice Cube’s debut album was mostly ignored by mainstream radio, since the content was in stark contrast to what charted in 1990.
The theme of double standards appears again on the track Endangered Species (Tales from the Darkside). There, Ice Cube calls out law enforcement attitudes towards the black community, saying that even if he wanted to stop being a gangster, it wouldn’t change the way a police officer would see him – and that’s precisely because he is a young black man:
That I can say peace and the gunshots will cease?!,
Every cop killer goes ignored,
They just send another n*gga to the morgue!
A point scored, they could give a fuck about us,
They rather catch us with guns and white powder!
If I was old, they’d probably be a friend of me,
Since I’m young, they consider me the enemy!
The idea that young black men born into an impoverished and shunned environment can only be expected to head in a negative direction is felt most on the track Once Upon a Time in the Projects. Ice Cube tells a story to a child, using well-known story-book figures depicted as common tropes of a ghetto lifestyle, to showcase that the standard telling of these stories would not be easily relatable to black children raised poor. So “Ice Cube’ll tell the kids how the story should go…”
Finally, the theme of showcasing the common situations that arise in the ghetto are made clear in the track Who’s the Mack?. Here, Ice Cube points out the common manipulators and opportunists he and others encounter in their day-to-day dealings in the projects, and asks the question: who is really being manipulated, and by whom? The implication being that, regardless of what you think, the real manipulators are the ones who put you into the ghetto.
It’s important to note that although the album attempts to highlight the ways in which one can rise up from the struggles of being a young black man growing up in the ghetto, Ice Cube has almost nothing positive to say about women born into the same circumstances. In fact, with the exception of one song, not ironically titled It’s a Man’s World, Ice Cube’s attitudes can only be expressed as wholeheartedly misogynistic.
It would be easy to excuse Ice Cube’s attitudes towards women as a simple product of what was expected of a young black gangster rapper at the time. In fact, tracks such as, I’m Only Out for One Thang and Get Off My Dick and Tell Yo Bitch to Come Here are just that: empty boasting about just how much sexing Ice Cube does and how he manages to do all that sex without building any emotional ties. However, the song You Can’t Fade Me, in which Ice Cube deals with a young woman telling him that he is possibly the father of her child, elicits incredibly violent thoughts and potential courses of action.
Initially, Ice Cube thinks that the best response would be to simply kick the woman in the stomach to terminate her pregnancy, but then thinks better of it:
What I need to do is kick the bitch in the tummy,
Naw, ’cause then I’d really get faded,
That’s murder-one cause it was premeditated.
He chooses, instead, to see how this all pans out, but hopes that she isn’t lying to him:
But if I find out your tryin’ to fake me,
I’m a buff that duff and hoot,
Beat ya down and leave a crown or two.
Luckily (for everyone involved), Ice Cube gets a blood test after the child is born, and it turns out he isn’t the father after all. Generously, he allows the woman in question to live, even though she caused him several months of stress and ridicule from his peers who thought the whole thing was hilarious. He has second thoughts about it, though:
“Damn, why did I let her live?
After that I should’ve got the gat,
And bust and rushed and illed and peeled the cap.
It’s notable that this is by far the most misogynistic song on the album, and Ice Cube – not one to alienate his potential female audience – somewhat makes amends for it in the track, It’s a Man’s World. In this song Ice Cube and Yo-Yo, a relative unknown female artist, trade gendered barbs in regards to women’s and men’s places in the rap game. In the end, they both attain a mutual respect for one another, however the overall theme can be summed up with the ending of each verse:
[Ice Cube]
This is a man’s world, thank you very much.
[Yo-Yo]
But it wouldn’t be a damn thing without a woman’s touch.
It’s disappointing that although Ice Cube’s album attempts to gather some sort of positive outlook for young black men, it completely disregards young black women, who presumably would be facing incredibly similar hardships and prejudices as their male counterparts, while also suffering by receiving little to no support from the men in their community. This is just one of the negative themes that can be attributed to the album AmericaKKKa’s Most Wanted – one which kicked off the lucrative and timeless career of one of hip-hop’s greatest rappers.
Comparatively, 2Pac’s 2Pacalypse Now employs a political rather than gangster tone regarding the struggles faced by young black men. The tracks focus on police brutality and a call to unify the black community to rise above (what he perceives to be) a reality constructed by white America to keep them oppressed and unable to fulfill their potential.
On the introductory track, Young Black Male, 2Pac specifically distances himself, as an individual, from the drug game, rapping faster than what would come to be expected from him in his later albums:
I’m packing a gat cause guys wanna jack,
And fuck going to jail,
’Cause I ain’t a crook, despite how I look,
I don’t sell yayo,
They judging a brother like covers on books.
It’s an interesting approach; 2Pac acknowledges that he was mixed up in the drug game in the past, but he rarely boasts about a present involvement with drugs and robberies – themes which are typical of gangster rap. Instead, he focuses on being an artist, and shinning a light on the struggles of an average young black man, not one pursuing a criminal path.
The theme of police brutality, often directed at young black men for the crime of simply being a young black man, is a predominant one, focusing on the feelings of despair and helplessness of those caught in the system of racial profiling. To elicit some kind of understanding 2Pac attempts – in the track Trapped – to get the listener to connect with him as a young black man constantly profiled by law enforcement, waiting for the day that he slips up and commits any type of offence:
They got me trapped,
Can barely walk the city streets.
Without a cop harassing me, searching me,
Then asking my identity.
The attitudes conveyed towards young black men by the police as “guilty, until proven innocent”, are also explored on the track Violent, where the protagonist is pulled over by police and asked to step out of the vehicle. He chooses to cooperate and is rewarded with a roughing up and an attempted framing:
They tried to frame me,
They tried to say I had some dope in the back seat,
But I’m a rap fiend, not a crack fiend.
The song’s title is in itself a commentary on the attitudes that young black men experience by figures of authority, particularly those who are white Americans. 2Pac rationalises that since that’s their attitude, it’s perhaps not surprising that illegal activity is exactly the direction a lot of young black men choose to take – a self-fulfilling prophecy:
You wanna sweat me, never get me to be silent,
Givin’ them a reason, to claim that I’m violent.
Indeed, the same theme of being forced into a lifestyle because of a predominantly racist attitude and lack of help from the rest of the society is also explored in Soulja’s Story with an intro stating:
They cuttin’ off welfare,
They think crime is rising now,
You got whites killing blacks,
Cops killing blacks, and blacks killing blacks,
Shit just gon’ get worse,
They just gon’ become souljas,
Straight souljas.
The song goes on to show a glimpse of a vicious cycle through a fictional story in which a young black man chooses the criminal lifestyle of being a drug dealer and gets caught, only to have his little brother follow in his footsteps. While attempting to break his older brother out of prison, both are shot by police.
The difference between these stories when compared to other artists dealing with similar themes is the easily relatable narrative and realism that 2Pac brings with his storytelling. It’s not entirely difficult to imagine that these exact situation played out in real life, with the same very real consequences taking place.
2Pac’s gloomy outlook on racial prejudice wasn’t just limited to law enforcement. The track I Don’t Give a Fuck sheds light on everyday racism, and racism in the music industry:
The cabs, they don’t wanna stop for a brother, man,
But damn near have an accident to pick up another man,
I went to the bank to cash my check,
I get more respect from the motherfucking dope man,
The Grammys and American Music shows,
They pimp us like hoes, take our dough, but they hate us though.
The overwhelming hopelessness of being treated as a second-class citizen, and a call to rise up against it is not felt anywhere more strongly on this album than on the track Words of Wisdom. Its intro, outro, two verses and an interlude serve as a dictation of all the things wrong with white America’s attitudes towards not only young black men, but the black community as a whole. 2Pac points out numerous issues, but instead of trying to rouse a violent response, he calls for the black community to rise above it all through becoming more educated and proud to be black.
But it’s important to point out that not every track on 2Pacalypse Now is a revolutionary political ballad. Songs such as Something Wicked, Crooked Ass Nigga and Tha’ Lunatic are all boastful songs that are delivered in a similar style to those found on AmeriKKKa’s Most Wanted.
It’s also notable when comparing the two albums that, like Ice Cube, 2Pac dedicates some time to the subject of young black women. 2Pac has two songs dedicated to this subject, but thematically they couldn’t be further from Ice Cube.
In the track most commonly associated with 2Pacalypse Now, Brenda’s Got a Baby, 2Pac highlights the issues of neglect and mistreatment that plague a young black woman growing up in the ghetto. The song, which most readers have undoubtedly heard, doesn’t have a hook and instead opts to be a no-interruption narrative. It deals with a 12-year-old girl, Brenda, who finds herself pregnant by incest to her cousin, with nobody close to her giving a single fuck. In just under four minutes it tackles the issues of rape, incest, welfare and neglect, young motherhood, prostitution, and murder. It’s a raw, believable glimpse of what it’s like for a young black woman to find oneself without any sort of support in the community, and the consequences that come with that, not just for her, but the community as a whole.
The similar issue of pregnancy and overall struggles of a young black woman are highlighted in the final song on the album, Part Time Mutha. The first verse rhymes about being raised by a mother addicted to heroin from the perspective of her son. It brings to light the issues of hunger and poverty that come from having your caretaker addicted to drugs, and the consequences of being raised in that environment as a young black man:
All those days, had me fiendin’ for a hot meal
Now I’m a crook, I steal, I do not feel.
The second verse, rapped by the female artist Angelique, touches on the subject of this woman being sexually abused by her stepfather, becoming pregnant and subsequently being cast out by her mother after telling her about it. The third and last verse is told from a perspective of a young black man who finds himself looking after a child and being unable to cope with the responsibility, expressing how difficult his life is now that the tables have turned:
So, I do the dishes and clean the floor,
When I sleep I can’t dream no more,
Oh no, now I’m a part-time mutha,
And I change the diapers and clean the shit,
The tables are turned I can’t take this.
In stark contrast to the ways that young black women are depicted on AmeriKKKa’s Most Wanted, 2Pac is significantly more sympathetic to the struggles that young black women face, even though they are depicted as different to his own. The sense of poverty and mistreatment by the system remains, but he also highlights the gender struggles that are unique to her situation in comparison to a man’s.
Looking back on these two albums, it’s an interesting glimpse into the attitudes and treatment that seemed to dominate the way society perceived the black community then, and how these artists themselves thought the black community was perceived in the early ’90s. Both albums are indeed a reflection of these interconnected themes, yet are noticeably different. Ice Cube chose to use his album to glorify gangster culture in an attempt to showcase the pitfalls and dangers of alienating the black community. 2Pac, instead, attempted to bring the listener into the day-to-day life struggles that came with being a part of this demographic. Both artists, in their own unique way, attempted to unify the black community and draw out the prejudices that marginalised them.
It’s easy to see why people would be drawn to the gangster style found in Ice Cube’s lyrics. Identifying with the motif of a gangster – for all its connotations – has the capacity to make the powerless feel just a little more powerful (in a typically masculine way). It’s the embodiment of an identity that will stand to violence and isn’t afraid to take you down. Nonetheless, 2Pac shows us the reality of what life is like, and that’s important too. The irony is that 2Pac is heralded as a gangster rapper – and indeed, it is possible to take these themes from his music (Thug Life!) – but where 2Pac is at his most powerful is in his invitation for you to share in the pain and desperation of cycles of systemic oppression. Such a tactic is risky; it is certainly more appealing to identify with the bravado he displays at times. But it is through the recognition of his reality, through feeling the genuine despair of a community whose liberation seems a pipe dream, that the passion and drive for change and a sense of hope can emerge. That is why 2Pac’s music is so politically powerful.
Perhaps what’s saddest of all is that the two albums, released at the start of the ’90s, almost 25 years ago, ring as true now as they did then, both in terms of the general treatment of young black men and women, and in the gender dynamics between men and women. It seems that now is a good a time as any to listen to these albums, understand the messages that the artist are trying to share, and implement the changes that are needed, regarding not only attitudes towards the African-American community, but our attitudes towards each other as a society.
Is that a rap song I see before me? The words in shakespeare text? Come, let me clutch thee.
I have thee yes, but I want thee still. Thou art, a rap song of the mind?
Ok, I’ll admit that the people at Royal Frontier do a much better job than me at converting things into Shakespearian text. The site has recently undertaken a series of rap songs to convert into Iambic-pentameter. The selection includes “Jvicy“, a take on The Notorious B.I.G‘s Juicy, a version of Slick Rick‘s Children’s Story entitled “A Knave’s Tale”, and my personal favourite and pick of the bunch, “‘Twas a Good Day” modeled after Ice Cube‘s It Was a Good Day.
The tracks boast that 100% percent of the words used can be found in Shakespearian text, and they manage to find some pretty innovative ways to convert modern day hip hop lyrics into the bard’s style. ‘Twas a Good Day begins as such:
Awake, awake! I pray my thanks to God
For this strange day’s rare, wondrous fantasies.
Admittedly I was disappointed that Shakespeare never used language to represent messin’ around last week and gettin’ a triple double, but Royal Frontier does it’s best to accommodate even the sticklers like me.
I seek the friends playing at bowls for sport
For I kiss’d the jack, desired mistress,
And won a brave game when last we played.
The site also offers limited prints including pictures and quotes from the converted songs available with free shipping until October 11th. For those of us inclined to purchase dumb things on the internet, this is a most welcome announcement.
The internet is a wild and wondrous place, and while I never knew that I needed Shakespearian interpretations of hip hop even if 10 Things I Hate About You tried to ignite that fire.
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But now I know, this is exactly what my life has been missing. For an added bonus, check out ‘Twas a Good Day and try to rap along with the Shakespeare lyrics (may or may not be perfecting this as we speak).
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When a guy called Micky Williams created a tongue-in-cheek meme of rapper Ice Cube being an ISIS soldier dressed as a Syrian refugee, it was shared over 20,000 times in a matter of hours. The meme was posted on his Williams’ Facebook page and according to the creator, “a good 10 percent” of those who shared the photo thought it was real. Perhaps not so obvious a joke – what was intended as offhand and playful ended up enraging a number of activists, and the image has since been pulled from Facebook.
But perhaps Williams’ satire hits a little close to home – anyone familiar with the rap group Westside Connection and their album titled Terrorist Threats might be forgiven for doing a double-take at the meme, which also features a picture of rapper-turned-actor Ice Cube taken from the family movie Are We There Yet.
The group’s 2003 album uses all post 9/11 buzz words, from Osama bin Laden to the Taliban and Saddam. In Westside Connection, the rappers used the names The Gangsta (Ice Cube), The Killa (WC) and The Dope Dealer (Mack 10) and called themselves old-school terrorists who posed ‘a bigger threat than Al-Qaeda, Hamas, and Hezbollah combined’. During the tracks Terrorist Threats and Lights Out, the trio refer to themselves as “the young Osama with that al-Qaeda drama”, as well as, “Saddam, bin Laden and O.J. in a Chevy”. Considering that these are still considerable political issues, it’s a lot to have forgotten about such well-known public figures, even if their group, Westside Connection, has been broken up a while.
The west coast hip hop super group of Ice Cube, WC (Dub C) and Mack 10 first appeared together on Mack 10’s self-titled debut in the song Westside Slaughter in 1994. They came together as an official group in 1996, and from then on, the trio were a non-stop assault of threats, disses, macho braggadocio posturing, and disturbing narratives of west coast life. They were the personification of ’90 era west coast gangsta rap; the gangsta rap group that defined my generation.
Their first album Bow Down was a relentless, chest-beating, dick-measuring, tough guy album posing gangsta rap in its most authentic form. It is arguably the greatest hip hop record to come from the west coast during the decade, and some of the greatest work Ice Cube has ever put forth. Through the album, Cube, WC, and Mack 10 never take a second off from informing us of their alpha dog status through astonishing flows, with scolding verses and catchy hooks.
It has been 10 years since Westside Connection disbanded, after Mack 10 left the group due to a conflict with Ice Cube in 2005. Ice Cube has said that while the group could get back together and anything was possible, for him to even consider it, Mack 10 would have to “kiss the ring first.” So, basically, the group is over – forever – since the pair haven’t spoken or worked together in years. The last we heard about the group was 2011 in an interview with Vibe Magazine, when Mack 10 said: “I don’t know if we will ever speak again. I haven’t given it much thought. It’s all about Hoo Bangin’ [Mack 10’s record label] now. Outside of that, I can’t really think about it. That’s the way you have to approach this business right now. This is not 1995 anymore.”
And don’t we know it. I can’t be the only one pining for ‘90s era gangsta rap, and I am not just some hipster pretending I loved gangsta rap before the NWA movie came out this year: I actually did love it. I was a Westside Connection bangin’, Geto Boys blastin’, Mobb Deep poundin’, Wu-Tang lovin’, Bone Thugz rappin’ type of kid with a Snoop Dogg hair style who was called all of the ‘W’ words (‘wigger’ and ‘wannabe’ mainly) for these choices. Nobody in my year level knew or cared about gangsta rap, except me and my homie D-Dubbs, and not one of my peers or English teachers ever noticed or called me out for the NWA lyrics I recited in my creative essays.
But enough about my poor English grades – why don’t we revisit a classic. Get yourself a drink, turn up the volume, and bow down.
In light of the recent release of N.W.A biopic Straight Outta Compton, two women from Dr. Dre’s past have spoken out about his allegedly abusive treatment towards them.
While the claims being made against Dr. Dre aren’t new, journalist Denise ‘Dee’ Barnes and Dre’s one-time girlfriend Michel’le have criticised Straight Outta Compton’s apparently revisionist tone that seems to skirt over the abuse they suffered during N.W.A’s meteoric rise to prominence.
In a piece written for Gawker, Barnes claims that in 1991 Dre beat her “mercilessly” at a record release party, an event she says, surprisingly, didn’t make it to the film.
“That event isn’t depicted in Straight Outta Compton, but I don’t think it should have been, either. The truth is too ugly for a general audience. I didn’t want to see a depiction of me getting beat up, just like I didn’t want to see a depiction of Dre beating up Michel’le, his one-time girlfriend.”
“But what should have been addressed is that it occurred. When I was sitting there in the theater, and the movie’s timeline skipped by my attack without a glance, I was like, “Uhhh, what happened?” Like many of the women that knew and worked with NWA, I found myself a casualty of Straight Outta Compton’s revisionist history.”
Barnes says the physical assault on her took place after an interview she hosted as part of Fox’s Pump It Up! program, which Dre believed cast him in an unflattering light. Barnes wrote that the interview had long-lasting negative impact on her life:
“It was that interview that was the supposed cause of Dre’s attack on me, as many of his groupmates attested. My life changed that night. I suffer from horrific migraines that started only after the attack. I love Dre’s song ‘Keep Their Heads Ringin’ —it has a particularly deep meaning to me. When I get migraines, my head does ring and it hurts, exactly in the same spot every time where he smashed my head against the wall. People have accused me of holding onto the past; I’m not holding onto the past. I have a souvenir that I never wanted. The past holds onto me.”
Barnes later sued Dre over the incident and settled out of court for an undisclosed amount of money. Apparently they haven’t spoken in years.
Ex-girlfriend Michel’le, who was previously engaged to Dre and has a child by him, spoke to VladTV about her history with Dre and said of the film: “Why would Dre put me in it? If they start from where they start from, I was just a quiet girlfriend who got beat up and told to sit down and shut up.”
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Addressing some of the unsavoury claims made against his name recently in a Rolling Stones articles, Dre said:
“I made some fucking horrible mistakes in my life. I was young, fucking stupid. I would say all the allegations aren’t true — some of them are. Those are some of the things that I would like to take back. It was really fucked up. But I paid for those mistakes, and there’s no way in hell that I will ever make another mistake like that again.”
Straight Outta Compton, named after the groups revered album of the same name, follows the hip hop group’s rise to fame and mistakes along the way. The film was released last Friday and raked in $60 million in box office sales over the weekend. Dre also recently released his long-awaited third album Compton, earlier this month.
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For the unaware, Rap Genius (or as it is now named, genius.com) is the destination for overly enthusiastic rap fans, who feel the need to religiously interpret every single line of your favourite hip hop songs.
And I mean. Every. Single. Line.
Rap genius started out as a reliable source of community driven information, but has slowly morphed into a punchline.
The community has slowly taken it upon themselves to overanalyse, overthink and blow even the simplest line out of proportion. We thought the joke was wearing thin.
That was until Ice Cube entered the fray.
Perennial hard man, and owner of the single most satisfying pissed off face in the world, Cube was recently confronted by rap genius annotations of N.W.A rap classic, Straight Outta Compton, and the results are absolutely hilarious.
There is something strangely satisfying about Ice Cube reciting the definitions provided by what would most likely be suburban white kids at their computers; just about as far removed from the mean streets of Compton as possible.
The lyrics “You better duck” gets translated out and redefined as follows;
“It would be wise to duck, especially in LA. An early 90’s study on drive by shootings in Los Angeles found that 38-59% of the victims were bystanders that failed to get out of the way”.
Are we really supposed to believe that Ice Cube sat down and did research on gun crime before writing his raps? I highly doubt it; I assume he probably just wants you to get out the way of the sawed-off shotgun he is hauling around the streets.
You can watch the entire video in all of its glory here:
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If you want to head to the cinemas and catch footage of Ice Cube sitting down with Dre to read through the latest crime statistics before penning one of the classic rap albums of all time, make sure you catch Straight Outta Compton when it hits cinemas in Australia.
Gone are the days of hip hop stars having but one job title. Wikipedia any rapper today and you can almost guarantee they’ll have some combination of rapper, songwriter, producer, entrepreneur and, a lot of the times, actor. As can be expected with most things in hip hop, there are both excellent and godawful examples of this. We’re breaking them down into best and worst. We recently carved out the Mount Rap-More of Shitty Acting and we’re finishing today at the other end of the spectrum, the finest rappers turned actors:
NB: Rap biopics like 8 Mile don’t make the cut!
Snoop Dogg:
Say what you will about Snoop Dogg (we most certainly have), but he sits on this list as, not a transcendent, but a very competent actor. Pretty much all off the back of how perfectly he is used in movies.
Would Captain Mack in Soul Plane have been nearly as good had anyone else been in the role?
Was there a better casting choice for Blue, the wheelchair-bound drug dealer in the sensational Training Day? Snoop played that role as though it was his real life day job.
Was anyone else just born to play Huggy Bear in the Starsky and Hutch reboot the way Snoop was?
What makes Snoop in movies great is that they never try to over-extend him at all, he plays the same roles he’s been playing on his rap records for three decades, although Mac And Devin Go To High School almost got him kicked off this list…
Will Smith
His rapping career may have been uh… not all that great, but the Fresh Prince is without doubt the most commercially successful rapper turned actor, paving the way for pretty much everybody else since. Bankrupt after unsuccessfully trying to pull an MC Hammer and evade the shit out of taxes from his partnership with DJ Jazzy Jeff, NBC picked up Smith to build the Fresh Prince of Bel Air sitcom around him.
From there it was blockbuster role after blockbuster role for Smith; a narcotics detective who blows lots of shit up in Bad Boys, a government-employed alien hunter in Men In Black, Earth’s unoffical door-greeter who knows only the universal language of punches in Independence Day.

He did star in some pretty shit films too, including the tacky steampunk Western Wild Wild West and the low-key racist The Legend Of Bagger Vance, but he came roaring back in the mid-00s in films like Hancock, The Pursuit Of Happyness (for all the tears that movie has me in, that ‘y’ still makes me so very angry) and Seven Pounds.
His only mission now is to find a successful vehicle for his son and the living avatar of nepotism, Jaden, having failed with the Karate Kid reboot and the M. Night Shyamalan helmed After Earth (twist ending: it was shit). Catch him as Deadshot in the upcoming Suicide Squad film.
Mark Wahlberg
I don’t care if you don’t really count Mark Wahlberg as a rapper, you clearly don’t appreciate the absolute joy that was Good Vibrations and you’re probably a sack of shit anyway. Watch him rip the Arsenio Hall Show a new one and then FOH.
After a troubled childhood and adolescence that saw him jailed after a pretty abhorrent racially-motivated assault on a middle aged Vietnamese man, Marky Mark cleaned up his act, got himself a Funky Bunch and then proceeded to an acting career launching off of his good looks and physique.
He had a turn as Mickey, Leo DiCaprio’s equally-troubled friend and teammate in the harrowing The Basketball Diaries before busting out starring as pornstar Dirk Diggler in the cult classic Boogie Nights. From there he enjoyed roles in a number of huge budget blockbusters, including Three Kings and the Planet Of The Apes franchise.
He’s at his best playing blue-collar Bostonians though. He was utterly fan-fucking-tastic as the foul-mouthed Sgt. Dignam in the Scorcese masterpiece The Departed (see above) and similarly killed it in The Fighter, being nominated for a Best Actor Golden Globe in the process. Lone Survivor was also magnificently nailbiting.

We’re choosing to overlook his forgettable turn in M. Night Shyamalan’s ‘Wahlberg vs Trees’
He’s also shown that he isn’t limited to only serious roles, with pretty superb comedic roles in Ted and perhaps one of my favourite comedic pairings of all time with Will Ferrell in The Other Guys.

Marky Mark definitely made the right career move, and we are all better for it.
Puff Daddy
I don’t know what he’s referred to now, whether it’s Diddy or P. Diddy or whatever, I just know that I’ll always know him as Puff Daddy, because that name sounds infinitely more badass than anything he’s had since.
I can only show you those clips from Get Him To The Greek because it’s honestly been the only good movie he’s been in, but, so amazing is his time on screen, that it is enough to land him on this list for me, I laughed my dick off in every scene he stole. His role as an agent in the sports logic-defying Draft Day should be stricken from the record though, but damn, give Sergio a spinoff movie, immediately.
Tupac Shakur
Ah, what might have been. Perhaps one of hip hop’s most charismatic figures. Insanely talented as a lyricist, a storyteller and yes, an actor. He starred as Roland Bishop in the beautifully violent Juice and absolutely wrecked it as Birdie, the primary antagonist in the ball-is-life drama of Above The Rim.
Had Pac’s life not been cut short so tragically, I have no doubt in mind he would have gone on to have an absolutely mesmerising career as an actor. The talent was all there, fate simply had other plans.
Ice Cube
I’ve saved Cube for last because he might be my favourite rapper-turned actor, ever. He had 12-year-old me almost bust a rib alongside Chris Tucker in the original Friday. He was great as Fudge alongside Omar Epps in the coming-of-age drama Higher Learning. He was perfect as Staff Sergeant Elgin in the aforementioned Three Kings. He was a rare highlight in a film full of shit as the cameraman in Anaconda.
Even starring in absolute stankers like Are We There Yet, xXx2: The State Of The Union and the reprehensible Dangerous Grounds don’t diminish what he’s done. The hardest I laughed in the two 21 Jump Street movies was when Cube was onscreen. This exchange had me on the floor of the cinema.
As did his thoughts on Korean Jesus.
He’s just so believably angry, all of the time. Similar to Snoop, he seems to only find himself in roles that suit him perfectly, hence his success. Far and away his finest performance though was his first, in the absolutely amazing Boyz-n-the-Hood.
If you’ve never seen this movie you need to shut your mouth right now and go and watch it. I’ll wait. It’s absolutely fantastic, capturing hood life in Los Angeles when the city was perhaps at its most volatile. Cube’s character of Doughboy is iconic, multi-layered and so complex. And Cube hands down nails it with an absolutely gripping performance because he’s already lived it. Just stunning.
Alright, let’s do this. Over the years artists come and go, change their style, reinvent themselves, record great album and terrible ones. Sometimes they win fans, sometimes they lose them, some burn out and some fade away. And then there’s the artists that sell out.
Here are ten artists who did just that.
Aerosmith
Whether you’re gonna admit it or not, Aerosmith recorded some absolute classics – don’t tell me you haven’t drunkenly sung to Walk This Way, Dude (Looks Like A Lady) and Love In An Elevator.
Unfortunately, any shred of respect anybody ever had for them died a long time ago. Examples: Steve Tyler’s godawful film ‘career’. Guitar Hero: Aerosmith. Steve Tyler being a judge on American Idol.
Aerosmith have become a bunch of dicks who not only stole their highest ever selling song from Celine Dion, but are forever the soundtrack to Ben Affleck waxing philosophical about fucking animal crackers. While Tyler’s daughter Liv gets it on.
Queen
I fucking adore Queen. Freddie Mercury had the greatest voice of anybody, ever, in rock history. They’re one of my all time favourite bands. Unfortunately, after he passed away, things took a turn for the worse. Way, way too much time has been filled by the remaining members attempting to relive the glory days. Remember that time Queen re-did We Will Rock You with boy-band 5ive? Or the time Taylor and May performed Bohemian Rhapsody on the X-Factor, and We Will Rock You on American Idol?
I’m leaving Adam Lambert out because admittedly, I was blown away when I saw them play together a couple months ago. But the fact remains that this event should not have existed. They should have disbanded permanently when Freddie died.
Sex Pistols
Oh my god, the Sex Pistols. Arguably, they were always sell-outs, considering that their whole punk image was meticulously sculpted by endless asshole Malcolm McLaren. The Sex Pistols were a lot more similar to 5 Seconds of Summer than anybody cares to admit.
Here is the leader of the punk revolution advertising British fucking butter.
OH AND DON’T FORGET THE TIME HE WAS ON JUDGE JUDY
Iggy Pop
I really like Iggy Pop, but there’s no denying that he deserves a spot on this list. The man who used to slash himself to bits in the name of rock ‘n roll; the man who had an enticingly gossip-worthy relationship with Bowie, the man who had my all-time favourite awkward conversation with my beloved Tom Waits, the man who will almost certainly live forever alongside Lemmy and Keith Richards was not only on American Idol, but in an ad for CAR INSURANCE. What a glorious dickhead.
Chris Cornell.
Anyone who has known me for while knows that behind the hip hop, bass-heavy electronic, ambient, soul and everything else I listen to daily, will know that my heart lies with rock ‘n roll and grunge. I freaking adore Soundgarden and Chris Cornell has the third best voice in the genre, after Staley and Vedder.
Then in 2009, this happened:
I have no words. I remember seeing this video at some cafe with my family. I nearly cried. I didn’t want to believe it. I still don’t.
He also co-wrote a song for someone off American Idol. That seems to be a bit of a trend with the artists on this list, hmmm.
INXS
As an Australian, I am very proud of INXS. Sitting somewhere between Duran Duran, The Police and Tears For Fears, with a frontman blessed with the charisma, good looks and swingin’ hips of Jim Morrison, INXS did a hell of a lot for Australian rock music. Then, Michael Hutchence died.
But they didn’t stop there. INXS went further than the other guys on this list when it comes to being involved in reality TV. Remember Rock Star: INXS? The entire reality TV season dedicated to finding them a new singer, and for some reason Dave Navarro was there?
It really made me cringe. Okay, so Queen recruited a guy from Idol. But INXS made their own fucking show entirely about it. It was SHAMEFUL AND HUMILIATING. JD Fortune, the dude who won? How could he be anything even remotely close to Hutchence? Why did they even try? Seriously. Why.

If your next question is “Did you just spend half an hour staring at photos of Michael Hutchence and listening to ‘INXS Remastered’?” Then I think you know what the answer is.
Eminem
This is a tough one because I really, really love Eminem. I love that Rick Rubin worked on MMLP2 – Hell, I love that it was called MMLP2. But the fact is that he has sold the fuckkkkk out.
Firstly (and I realise many may disagree with this.) One of the first things anybody learns about Slim Shady is that he really fucking hates his mum – and for good reason. I hate Debbie. You probably hate Debbie. I can personally guarantee that at least a few million people have yelled the words “FUCK YOU DEBBIE” with absolute glee, over the past decade or so. We learn so much about Debbie from Em’s songs. Her crippling pharmaceutical addiction. Her lies about her health for government benefits. Her gross mistreatment of baby Marshall, and kid Marshall, and teen Marshall to the point where he had to constantly, aggressively, violenty rap about it. And then, WHAT THE FUCK. HE APOLOGISES. THROUGH SONG. AND THEN THROUGH REAL WORDS. THEN THEY HUGGED.
On a more legitimate level, Eminem has progressively become soppier, poppier and generally worse. The dumb pop stars he used to make fun of? Now he features them on his songs. In general (with some exceptions – there were a handful of brilliant tracks that shone through MMLP2) his music has been steadily stumbling for around four albums now. Particularly in his over-usage of annoying female-led helium-high pop choruses, over-produced backing rhythms, and far, far too many ghost writers. It really makes me sad.
Jay Z
Magna Carta Holy Grail was an ad for Samsung. And it was a terrible album anyway. He’s an unbelievably successful businessman. He should stick to that. He should not pretend to be any kind of credible rapper anymore because he’s not.
That’s all I’ve gotta say about that one.
Ice Cube
Staying on rap train for now – unlike Ice Cube. Some might argue that Ice Cube didn’t necessarily sell out, more that he re-branded. He is a pretty good actor after all, and in all honesty, 21 & 22 Jump Street were actually fucking hilarious. But when you think about the fact that this is the guy who did this
And then the fact that he did this
You will realise that it’s possibly the lowest moment in hip hop history.
Silverchair
Finally, Silverchair. So, Silverchair were the first band that ever got me into music. I have an extremely vivid memory of hearing Frogstomp for the first time, around 12 years old. It changed my life and I’m not alone in that sentiment. Frogstomp, Freak Show and even Neon Ballroom are some of the best Australian rock albums – and in the case of Frogstomp, one of the best rock albums in general – for the last three decades.
Then, Diorama happened. Then The Dissociatives happened.
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Anyway, there you have it. I’m going to go weep into my copy of Superunknown now.

















