Slipknot and Ozzy Osbourne have come up with a way to counter the dying music festival market (yep, it happens overseas too!) by combining them into one, massive, monster festival!
This morning, at a small fan conference in Hollywood it was announced that Osbourne’s own Ozzfest and Slipknot’s Knotfest would be combining in September. The name? The ever original Ozzfest Meets Knotfest!
Sharon Osbourne opened proceedings at the conference, introducing Ozzy and Geezer Butler of Black Sabbath to the stage, before welcoming Corey Taylor, Clown and Sid Wilson of Slipknot to join them to launch the festival.
Set to run over two days, the event will combine the two festivals into one unholy mega-fest, with each day boasting a unique lineup.
“This could be the one of the coolest things I’ve ever been a part of. Starting out as an Ozzfest band, coming into our own with Knotfest and now combining forces to make a little metal history…it was meant to be and I’m proud to be a part of it,” stated Taylor.
The combination of the festivals got me thinking: what would happen if we did a similar thing here in Australia?
What if we decided to take some dead Aussie music festivals and resurrect them into mega-events? What could possibly go wrong?
Soundwave+Soulfest= SOULWAVE
Everyone like a good mixed bill right? Existing festivals like Falls Festival and Splendour In The Grass pride themselves of the diversity of bands found on the bill. So what better combination than neo-soul and metal? Punters could move between stages seeing the like of Sampa The Great, Avenged Sevenfold, D’Angelo and Opeth. There could even be a Hiatus Kaiyote meets Parkway Drive onstage collaboration for the fans. It worked for In Hearts Wake and What So Not at Groovin’ The Moo!
Big Day Out + Peats Ridge = PETE’S DAY OUT
The Australian Festival market was collectively rattled by the cancellation of Big Day Out after 2014. Having been the centrepiece of the Australian music calendar for over 20 years, losing it was a huge blow to the arts culture of the country. For those who liked things a little more stripped back for the holiday period, Peats Ridge represented an escape from reality into a world of wistful folk and psychedelic music. A combination of the two could see the rockier acts who would appear on the Big Day Out bill play stripped back acoustic sets, whilst the more chilled out acts would take centre stage for prime time sets. No shoes or sniffer dogs allowed. Teepee tents only. Lovely.
Supafest + Soundwave Revolution= SUPAREV
To trace the complex and tragic story lines of these festivals would take the entire weekend, so lets just say that they both…..failed. But together, they could have been so much more! Step one would be to book a bill worthy of the wildly over-ambitious lineups that both festivals were aiming for originally. N.W.A and Nirvana as headliners, with Jay-Z and Radiohead waiting in the wings will do just fine. Throw in a few reunions (Rage Against The Machine, looking at you), a cool technicolor poster, a Twitter beef and finally a last-minute cancellation, and there you have it!

Harvest Festival + Future Music + Taste Of Chaos = A TASTE OF THE FUTURE HARVEST
But for real, how great would Tool, Pendulum and Of Monsters and Men on the one bill be? This could be the festival that meets all your sensory desires. Free taste testing of all the latest warehouse foods alongside amateur art displays, followed by a rave to wash it down, and a good old fashion Fibonacci themed light show to the sound of sludgy alt. metal to finish things off. AJ Maddah was sitting on a goldmine but he never knew it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKrUaY6hgpM
All it takes is a little creativity….
If you would rather go to a real festival than start your own, you can find all the details for Splendour In The Grass here.
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Festivals across the country are set to get a lot safer this summer, with pill testing looking more and more likely to go ahead. That is, of course, everywhere except NSW, according to the Sydney Morning Herald.
Physician Dr David Caldicott told the paper, “We continue to progress.” He went onto say, “We’ve got the funding. Meetings with law enforcement have been face to face and in more than one jurisdiction outside of NSW,” before revealing that both senior police officers and senior politicians had been engaging in discussions about the harm minimisation strategy.
“We are now working out how we can have a system in place for the forthcoming festival season.”
At this point in time, both the NSW police force and the NSW government deem the process illegal, but as tensions and dissatisfaction towards both parties continue to increase (particularly about the hugely destructive lockout laws in place in Sydney), patience is wearing very thin for NSW authorities to get with the times.
This news comes just after last weekend, where two punters (a 15 year old girl and a teenage boy) at the Maitland Groovin’ The Moo were taken to hospital due to suspected overdoses, whilst the country continues to mourn over the deaths that occurred from drugs at festivals over the past 12 months. It’s a very real threat, and the threat can be lessened if those in power listen to those who know what they’re talking about. We interviewed Caldicott ourselves last year, and his view point that pill testing is a powerful harm minimisation strategy that could very well prevent many deaths has only strengthened since then.
Caldicott said of the Groovin’ The Moo incident, “We had talked about the possibility of pill testing at Groovin’ the Moo and we shrugged our shoulders and said, it’s not actually high yield… so the fact that people got sick there, the fact they were so young, obviously emphasises the ongoing need for this. Even the experts have underestimated the nature of the market. It is absolutely going to be far worse next season.”
As of Saturday, a spokesperson for the NSW government told the SMH that their position still had not changed, which once again begs the question – how many more people have to die before some real change starts happening?
Read the full article here.
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You know how if someone dies in a car accident, the company that made the car gets shut down? Or how if someone dies from lung cancer due to smoking cigarettes, the brand of cigarettes has to shut their doors? Or even, if someone dies of liver failure due to too much booze, whatever their poison of choice was is done for? How about if someone loses absolutely everything to a crippling gambling addiction? The pokies that they lost on were thrown out into the street and burned, right?
Obviously this doesn’t happen, because it makes no sense. Why should a company or a business who designed a product be held accountable when someone does the wrong thing with it? Why should someone who has nothing to do with the actions of one person be held accountable and lose everything, just because something they had no control over what happened to one of their customers? This is the logic NSW Premier Mike Baird is now using in a “tough” approach to drugs at music festivals.
Yesterday, as many made their way back home from their respective New Year’s Eve festivals, Baird came down hard on festivals saying “enough is enough” after a 23-year-old woman was taken to hospital from Sydney’s Field Day in a critical condition from a suspected MDMA overdose, and more than 180 people were charged with drug-related offences.
“Individuals need to take responsibility for their actions, but so do the organisers of these festivals,” Baird said, in light of the three previous drug-related deaths at Australian music festivals in 2015, calling these latest stats “distressing and avoidable.” He also called for a review of “the current system of regulating events held on public land, including the system for granting permits for public events such as music festivals.”
“If new rules and procedures place additional burdens and costs on organisers, so be it — and we will also examine denying permits to organisers who have not done the right thing in the past,” he said, with Police Minister Tony Grant backing him up. Grant spoke about the duty of care that festival organisers have for their patrons, and that the government will be “holding them to account for that”. He said it is up to the festivals to change their approaches, because if drug-related incidents continued to happen they would be writing “their own script.”
The response to these comments has been swift and predominantly negative from the festival and music community. Whilst no one is diminishing the tragic deaths that have happened over the past few months, things do smell a little bit fishy when it comes to this knee-jerk response. Kim Moyes from electronic duo The Presets was quick to express his thoughts on this latest development by saying that putting the blame on the festival organisers for choices made by their patrons was “nuts”. They also went onto highlight other, much more alarming statistics like the death toll on NSW roads over the holiday period which saw 10 people die in just 22 days from Dec 20-Jan 2. “I don’t want to trivialize[sic] their deaths but no government is threatening to shut down transport,” Moyes said.
The reality is, people are using drugs at music festivals. Whether it be alcohol, tobacco, weed, MDMA, speed, cocaine, ice or anything in between, given any festival around the country, chances are that these recreational drugs and more are probably making their way through people’s bloodstreams for its duration. The police and whatever “task force” they’re trying continues to fail. Hundreds and thousands of punters continue to get past the “extensive” security on site, and nearly all of them are fine. Unfortunately, however over the past year, there have been a few who haven’t been fine. There is no amount of justification that can ease the burden of those who have died so unnecessarily at these events, but we can use this loss as a way to make changes so more don’t have to die. Mike Baird was right in saying that “enough is enough”, but this is not the way to combat this problem.
The need for drug testing facilities without the threat of legal implication continues to rise, as the amount of punters taking these recreational drugs rises too. Any and all parties involved all want the same thing – for people to stop dying from drug overdoses, but the way to reach this goal is being lost in a quagmire of knee-jerk reactions, scare tactics and policies that don’t actually tackle the real issue.
One of the most common anti-drug arguments is that you never know what is exactly in the pill you’re taking, so why we aren’t taking steps to actually test these pills and see if they are safe for punters is beyond me. Onsite drug testing, as seen at festivals around the world, is an effective and safe way to know what you’re about to put into your body. Shutting down festivals because someone chose to have a few pingers that day helps no one. Any festival I have been to has already been set up with the safety of patrons as its top priority. Easily accessibly first aid, paramedics on site, free water, kind strangers check on you when you’re having a sit down by yourself (even when you’re sober and just having a break); the average festival is already more than equipped to deal with your standard “I’ve had too much” reaction. The festival does not have control over what is in the drugs that are almost guaranteed to be sold before and during its event, and should therefore not have to have this threat over them.
Forcing festivals to shut down if drug related incidents continue makes absolutely no sense, and will merely increase the amount of dissatisfaction prevalent in the music and arts communities towards the government. The detrimental effect that lockout laws have also posed on Sydney’s nightlife scene is one that has already seen a multitude of venues close, which creates lasting negative effects on the once-thriving music communities in the inner city. Maybe if festivals allowed for a pokies room, the NSW government would consider leaving them alone, because at least they could make a few bucks from it. Baird has already shown his hand time and time again, as have past NSW premiers when it comes to the state’s gambling problem. In July, 2015 they even raised the limit one could have on their gambling smart cards (a card literally designed to help problem gamblers) from $200 to $5000, not to mention the obvious immunity Sydney’s Star Casino has when it comes to the city’s lockout laws.
Harm minimisation, an increase in education and a change in focus from a legal issue to a health issue are the ways to combat this issue once and for all. The war on drugs is over, and “the man” lost. Accept defeat and change, before someone else has to die. Whether Mike Baird, the police, your parents or anyone else like it or not, drugs are going to be at festivals. Thousands of people take them safely, but it is the few who are either uneducated, scared of authorities, or just plain unlucky that have to die because they want to let their hair down a little, and it’s this number that needs to stop rising. The sooner we see progressive change, the safer patrons will be, but until then, our safety at festivals comes second to police increasing their revenue and those in power just giving lip service instead of taking protective measures. You cannot put a price on culture, and measures like this prove disastrous for communities such as the music one.
Read more:
The Reality of Drugs At Festivals
We Really, Really Need Pill Testing At Music Festivals. Here’s Why.
Death At A Music Festival: A Discussion Around Drug Use and Abuse At Festivals
I Was Strip Searched On The Way To A Music Festival
A 20-year-old woman has allegedly been arrested with a staggering 879 MDMA caps in Sydney over the weekend. Mary Naioko has been refused bail at Parramatta Local Court. The event took place at the Hordern Pavilion, where four people allegedly overdosed at a rave back in October.
The event was apparently one of the most drug-reliant of festival season yet, with 35 charges on drug offences (out of 5000 people in attendance), including seizing 103 capsules from a 19-year-old male, and a further 200 found on a 21-year-old male. The pair of men have been charged with supply, and granted bail. Three attendees were also taken to hospital following on-site medical treatment, two of whom have been discharged.
The event itself, Knockout Circuz, was a hardstyle rave arranged by Harder Styles United (HSU). As the Facebook event details, it was the first hardstyle event at the Hordern in three years, and was headlined by Bioweapon, Wasted Penguinz, Code Black and more. A pinned post on the event’s wall warns attendees, “Our crowd is one the best and friendly crowds there is. We take care of one another as we are here for the love of the music. We have hired extra staff to make this event as safe as possible. Police will be conducting an drug detection operation this weekend.”
The festival are yet to make an official statement on the charges.
This is a huge haul, and it’s honestly great to see police targeting (or at least, finding) dealers rather than the countless punters caught out by drug dogs, carrying one spliff or one cap on their person. If we look at the harm rates at the event, it’s relatively minimal, which is also great news; certainly less than what we’ve seen at the currently-touring Stereosonic, which has already tragically taken the lives of two young attendees, one in Sydney, one in Adelaide.
SMH are reporting that all seized drugs will be tested by police. Let’s hope that those results are made publicly available, considering the increasing number of dangerously toxic pills going around, allegedly including the “Snapchats” and “dollar signs” which tragically contributed to the deaths of the two Stereosonic festivalgoers.
Read more: We really, really need drug testing at festivals. Here’s why.
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