Anonymous Target The Prodigy’s Keith Flint For Fox Hunting

Notorious ‘hacktivist’ group Anonymous have turned their burning gaze toward The Prodigy’s Keith Flint after he allegedly went fox hunting recently.

In their free time between hunting the most feared global terrorists Islamic State, Anonymous has found time to put together a YouTube video calling Flint a “traitorous fuckwit”. 

“It has come to our attention that Keith has a fetish for murdering animals. It has come to our attention that Keith has been rubbing shoulders with Tory criminals whilst out fox hunting,” the masked man decries in the video. 

According to ever reliable sources at the Daily Mail, Flint “has embarked on a new life as a country gent and been spotted riding out with his local hunt,” reporting that Flint has bought several hunting horses and “is the talk of the Essex hunting circles.” 

Anonymous have warned that Flint has one year to clean up his act after reneging on his long held anti-establishment values. 

Predictably shitting himself, Flint has released a statement via The Prodigy’s Facebook page making it clear that no animals were hurt. 

Coincidently (or not), The Prodigy’s most recent album The Day Is My Enemy featured an urban fox in its artwork.

Let’s hope that’s the only photo of a fox, dead or alive, on his computer – because Anonymous is sure to check.