Snoop Dogg and Birdman to grace reality TV

Just when I was getting sick of watching Ex on the Beach, I am blessed with an all new alternative within the reality TV genre.

Brace yourselves, because you will now be able to enjoy Snoop Dogg, Birdman, Jermaine Dupri and Damon Dash in the bound to be smash hit show Music Moguls. The title is apparently a work in progress, which might be a good thing, because I had to google Damon Dash to make sure he was an actual person, let alone a mogul.

The show will apparently chronicle the business and personal lives of these artists, and will feature scenes such as Birdman crying over Lil’ Wayne no longer releasing albums for the YMCMB label, and Snoop Dogg considering which animal to adopt as his namesake next.

Okay so I made that up, but would you really have been shocked to see that footage?

The casting comes as a bit of a surprise to me, as Birdman barely speaks comprehensible english, and Snoop will have to fly back from Mars or whatever planet he frequents for filming. Talk about a logistical nightmare.

Slated for a November 2016 debut, the show will surely go down in television history alongside masterpieces such as Seinfeld and M*A*S*H.

Just to get those horrible images out of your head, here’s a reminder of what these people are actually good at.