JoshGroban_DonaldTrump

Josh Groban trumps Donald Trump with his tweets

Donald Trump is a frightening figure. His french fry-golden toupee, the Uluru rock-hue of his fake tan, the unsightly manner that his razor-thin lips curl, the seediness born from his bug eyes, it is all enough to make me shrivel up in deep disgust. I have not even begun to recount his spoken slips. If it is haranguing Heidi Klum by saying that “She is no longer a 10″, or a more benign tweet like “I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke”, Donald Trump has proven that he is the off-kilter, neo-conservative child of Ronald McDonald and George W. Bush (basically, the Republican Party’s greatest poster-boy). Read his Twitter feed for yourself, you can’t make this stuff up.

Josh Groban gave a special performance on Jimmy Kimmel Live; it was an operatic recasting of Trump’s twitter-gems. It is worth witnessing Trump’s Solomon-like wisdom crooned with a backing symphony orchestra. Thank you…Thank you Sir Josh Groban for so beautifully transfiguring the words of Fuckkface Von Clownstick with your angelic voice.