In news usually reserved for spoof websites and parodies, this week we were treated to the news that a man accused his girlfriend of cheating on him with the entirety of the Wu-Tang Clan. The allegations surfaced on an episode of Divorce Court, and are incredibly hilarious.
Nathan Sellers told the world that his ex, Lia Palmquist, banged all nine living members in one night of partying. Yep – that’s RZA, GZA, Ghostface Killah, Masta Killa, U-God, Inspectah Deck, Raekwon, Cappadonna and Method Man. In one night. Boom!
Palmquist claims that she spent a night hanging out with the legendary rappers, but that no funny business ensued. SHe alleges they stayed awake until 7 am discussing politics.
The choicest of all quotes came from Sellers, who said,”she gave Wu some tang.”
Anyway, Method Man himself has now responded to the claims. Simon Green, Wu-Tang’s tour manager posted about the episode on Instagram, to which Method Man responded: “That shits fake I would’ve remembered her… I would’ve spotted her and said which one of u bitches brought the chaperone… She’s clearly an old-er-thot.,” later adding “And should know better with her old ass.”
By the way I recently learnt that THOT stands for ‘that hoe over there’
Watch the clip for some serious lols: