It was two years ago that Waka Flocka Flame tweeted he was “dead ass running for president in 2016″, and now it seems he really is a man of his word. In conjunction with the date happening to be the same as a certain number “herbal enthusiasts” favour, he has indeed announced he will be a candidate for the 2016 election, and detailed his policies in an exclusive video for Rolling Stone.
If elected, he will immediately legalise marijuana (hence the date of the announcement) saying, “The President gotta have a big fat ol’ blunt.” He is also going to ban dogs in restaurants, proclaiming “I don’t wanna see no fucking animal in a restaurant ever again”, as well as restricting those with big feet; “Anybody who got over size 13 feet, cannot walk in public no more. They have to take trains, cabs, and busses. I don’t wanna see your big ass feet taking up all the space on the concrete.”
That’s not all he’s going to change. He is also very passionate about education…permitting you also learn his lyrics. “Education is important,” he said. “We gon’ teach the kids more reality skills and they gotta learn my lyrics before they get out of school or else they fuckin’ fail and they gotta start from third grade all over again to 12th.”
Is he confident in his chances? “Hillary’s my only competition right now because the women love her and she’s honest,” he said. “Her husband is Bill [Clinton] so it’s a tough one. Hope I make it.”
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